WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS

Be sure to click on all 6 pics.  The text below goes with #6.

Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration: Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved. A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.

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What should I do?

Good morning moms,

 

If you are receiving this e-mail you either are currently a panelist for The Kansas City’s Web site for moms, mom2momkc.com, or have expressed some interest in the past in being a mom2mom panelist.

In either case, THANK YOU! And we need you!

 

Here’s the deal: Since we launched mom2mom in November 2007, we have asked a volunteer panel of area moms to answer a poll question each week. The questions are usually about parenting, but also involve lifestyle questions and the panel’s opinions on current events.

 

Each Monday I e-mail a link to the weekly question on mom2mom to all of the panelists. It’s simple to answer -- just click on the link, which takes you to mom2mome and answer the poll. Then leave a comment in the forum section under the poll. Every other week we excerpt a few of your answers and run them in The Star’s FYI section on Tuesday, along with your photo. It’s pretty easy & fun, too.

 

But we need more moms to participate! After two-plus years, some of our members have moved on, and we want to beef up the ranks.

Are you interested? If so, please reply to this e-mail (make sure the subject line reads ”mom2mom and YOU!” so we know which e-mails are addressing this issue) with the following:

  1. An attached high-resolution jpeg head-and-shoulders photo of you (yes, just you…sorry, no room for the cute kids!)

 

  1. The city/town where you live. Be specific when you list your town: Merriam, for example, not Johnson County. Or Kansas City, not Midtown or Brookside.

 

  1. The names of each of your kids, and their birth dates, including the year. The reason we ask for this is that when we quote you in the paper, we attribute your quote like this: “Susie Jones of Gladstone, mother of Bobby, 7; Trevor, 2 and Skipper, 1.” Each time you are quoted in the paper, we double check each child’s birth date to make sure they haven’t turned a year older since the last time you were quoted. (Kids hate it when you say they’re 11, when they’ve actually turned 12! J)

 

Note: Even if you are a current member of the mom2mom panel, please send us all this information again.

 

Thank you so much for considering helping to make our Web site even more diverse and interesting than it already is! And if you know of another area mom who may want to participate, feel free to forward her this e-mail.

 

I look forward to hearing from you all. And I can’t wait to hear what you have to say.

Serious Proposal

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "Fenwick, Gillian"
Date: Tue, 2 Feb 2010 02:19:13 +0000
Subject:
To: "info@brian.org"

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when I receive your response to this proposal. I am contacting you
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Brian.

Exercise caution during Census

Preparation for the 2010 Census is well under way nationwide. April 1,
2010, is "Census Day"; however, there is lots of preparation and marketing
that needs to be done between now and then to ensure that everyone is
counted.

The Better Business Bureau (BBB) offers the following advice to people
regarding the Census.

The BBB recommends that individuals be cooperative, but cautious, so as not
to become a victim of fraud or identity theft. The first phase of the 2010
U.S. Census is under way as workers have begun verifying the addresses of
households across the county. Eventually, more than 140,000 U.S. Census
workers will count and gather information about every person living at each
address in the U. S., including name, age, gender, race, and other relevant
data.

If a U.S. Census worker knocks on your door, they will have a badge, a
handheld device, a Census Bureau canvas bag, and a confidentiality notice.
Ask to see their identification and their badge before answering their
questions. However, you should never invite anyone you don't know into your
home.
Census workers are currently only knocking on doors to verify address
information. Do not give your Social Security number, credit card or
banking information to anyone, even if they claim they need it for the U.S.
Census. The Census Bureau will not ask for Social Security, bank account or
credit card numbers, nor will employees solicit donations. Anyone asking
for that information is NOT with the Census Bureau.
Eventually, Census workers may contact you by telephone, mail, or in person
at home. However, the Census Bureau will NOT contact you by email, so be on
the lookout for email scams impersonating the Census. Never click on a link
or open any attachments in an email that are supposedly from the U.S.
Census Bureau.
For more advice on avoiding identity theft and fraud, visit www.bbb.org .

More information is available at www.census.gov for schedules, timelines,
partnerships, and more. Remember, the 2010 Census form will be the shortest
in history, with just 10 questions.


Thanks,

Vinita Chhahira
National Nuclear Security Administration's Kansas City Plant
Operated by Honeywell Federal Manufacturing & Technologies, LLC
Phone: 816-997-2743
Fax: 816-997-7068
Pager: 816-458-0886
Email: vchhahira@kcp.com

Thursday Homework

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Business Transfer


Begin forwarded message:

From: "Patrick K.W Chan" <phyfv001@ntnu.edu.tw>
Date: September 14, 2009 8:09:08 PM CDT
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: Business Transfer
Reply-To: patrickw_kchan00@yahoo.com.hk

I am Patrick Chan Executive Director & Chief financial officer
Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have a business suggestion for you. I will need
you to assit me execute a business transfer from Hong Kong to your
country. I shall provide you with more information immediately i get a
positive response from you. If interested please contact me via email:
patrickw_kchan00@yahoo.com.hk

Kind Regards,
Patrick Chan

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